Discussion » Questions » Death and Dying » Has your phone ever asked you if you’re still alive? Mine just did, I think I should go back to landline.
Jaimie

Has your phone ever asked you if you’re still alive? Mine just did, I think I should go back to landline.

Posted - July 31, 2020
Tag : #IGuessImDead

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  • 53504

     

     Show us a screen from your phone that we can really use, such as the one with all of your passwords on it. If you die, I’ll make sure that your family gets every cent of your money and all of your worldly possessions. You can trust me.

    ~

      July 31, 2020 8:12 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    Well it’s too late, apparently I’m already dead. That notification was an hour ago and the buzz at me was telling me to start fasting, even though my phone already thinks I’m dead... MY PHONE HATES ME -_- 


      July 31, 2020 8:16 PM MDT
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  • 53504

      I’ve already told you to drop all those weird fads and just exercise with me. Not only will I have you trimmed down on no time, there’s also free room and board in it for you. 



    ~

      July 31, 2020 8:21 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    But I like torturing myself with fads....plus I stopped listening to that app 3 days ago lol. That’s why none of the notifications are cleared. I’ll let it keep yelling at me though Cos I’m into that. 
      July 31, 2020 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 53504
      July 31, 2020 8:30 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    Landlines are way better for home security -  if you hit a home invader with a cell phone its just going to make them mad but if you hit them with a old rotary dial phone there going down. Cheers and happy weekend!
      July 31, 2020 8:33 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    I miss the landline days :) I never had a rotary phone though :/ I was born a bit to late for those. I hade a toy one that had googly eyes if that counts. 
      July 31, 2020 8:50 PM MDT
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  • 53504

     

     

    (to too late)

      July 31, 2020 8:52 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    You  must of had  rich  parents to have a toy phone with googly eyes. When I was a kid I had to make my own googly eye toys with raisins and  empty pill bottals.  Cheers and happy weekend!
      July 31, 2020 9:20 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    must of have had... Da blaw blaw.
      July 31, 2020 9:23 PM MDT
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  • 11102
    What do you want for nothing? A rubber biscuit?
      July 31, 2020 9:44 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    You didn’t have one of these guys growing up?? I thought every kid did lol. 


      August 1, 2020 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 11102
    No but maybe I will finally get one today - I'm going shopping and part of the shopping includes looking for Christmas toys for the Grandkids. Cheers and happy weekend!
      August 1, 2020 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    You should get him one! I loved mine when I was a kid:) 
      August 1, 2020 9:02 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    You can, you know, turn off notifications.
      July 31, 2020 9:24 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    No I can’t, if I did that I wouldn’t have woke up to the news that BJ Novak tweeted today for the first time in 3 weeks, Gawd Stu. 
      August 1, 2020 8:21 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    I can do it on my phone, why can't you?
      August 1, 2020 8:38 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    Because I need to be notified of everything, all day and night or my life will have no meaning. 
      August 1, 2020 8:42 AM MDT
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  • 53504

     

      (wouldn’t have woke up awakened)

      August 1, 2020 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 16763
    I put mine on Airplane mode. It said, "I am Siri. And don't call me Shirley."
      August 1, 2020 1:20 AM MDT
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  • 7404
    I’ve never seen that movie but I know the line :) 
      August 1, 2020 8:21 AM MDT
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