Couch
tv
yoga mat and light weights
deep freezer
washer
dryer
shelves filled with bins of crap I’ll never use again but can’t throw away
Christmas tree and decorations
old racks of DVD‘s I’ll never watch again under the stairs, Demi John, oak barrel
printer
that‘s all I can think of without looking.
You’re working with the police again, aren’t you? Did some anonymous busybody call in and accuse me of holding women against their will and running some kind of sandwich-making sweatshop down there? Lies, all lies! I know my rights, I don’t have to answer your questions, now get your foot out of the door and go away. Grrrrrrrrr.
Wait, what? I got a vasectomy just after my youngest was born! If there are pregnancies in the basement, they have nothing to do with me!
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Wait, you have boxes full of cats in your basement? I’m calling the police.