This is a literal question.
Merlie, don’t make me fight you: Honeydew is MY favorite melon! Don‘t try to take my woman from me, go and get your own. Grrrrrrrrrr.
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I know I’ve posted about that guy a few times on our old site, Merlin, but you may not remember. He’s the one I ended up throwing his favourite guitar off the apartment balcony. If the idiot had saved his dimes maybe he could have replaced the stupid thing next day :/
I hardly ever save receipts after I leave a business establishment where I have just completed a transaction. I was at a gas station years ago, and just as I did all the time, as I finished pumping the gas, I threw the receipt into their trash can, hopped in the car and drove off. It was a Sunday afternoon, a lazy day relaxing at home Hours after leaving the gas station, I was emptying the pockets of my trousers, expecting one of the items to be the $5 bill that I had received in change from paying for the gas. Instead, I found a receipt, the very same receipt that I thought I had thrown away. After going through the car itself just to be sure, I finally surmised that I had mistakenly put the receipt in my trouser pocket and thrown the bill away. So much time had passed that either the trash can had already been emptied as the money was on the way to the landfill, someone had found the money and rejoiced, or some other fate.
I chalked it up as a loss due to my own carelessness.
Oh, well.
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You can always cut and paste when that happens, you know. I do it all the time.
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