What would you do if you saw a dead body, right now?

Plotz.

Maybe kick it to be sure it’s dead... I really don’t know lol. 

Well, I live alone, so if I found a dead body in my apartment, I'd freak out.  If I looked out the window and saw it outside or in the hall of my building, I'd just dial 911 and report it to the police.

Quickly use the back button (and I thought stumbling across pron was bad).

 

  Well, since I’m in my bedroom lying down on my bed, I’d immediately begin thinking up another alibi . . . 

 

You?

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I've seen two dead bodies. My grandfather and grandmother. I didn't react much. This post was edited by Zack at August 10, 2020 9:45 AM MDT

Bury it in the peat moss  bog then dig it up in 20 years and call it Mummy (peat moss bogs have preserving properties). Cheers!

That would be impossible since I am typing this answer right now. BTW, no comma needed after "body."

I'm at work, so I'd think somebody had a heart attack after getting fired.

probably call 911

Ignore it.
It's not bothering me, I won't bother it.