I handled a fair bit of classified in my brief employment as a civil servant with the RAAF (I couldn't get into uniform, I failed the medical). That was more than 25 years ago, I've never been told whether or not that stuff has been declassified, so I'm emulating the late Christopher Lee. In an interview, Lee was asked about his exploits behind enemy lines during World War Two. He leaned in towards the journalist and asked, "Can you keep a secret?" in a conspiratorial tone. When the reporter eagerly replied "Yes!", Lee straightened up and solemnly intoned, "So can I."
This post was edited by Slartibartfast at July 26, 2021 8:54 PM MDT