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The next time he’s going to be in your town, you should probably buy a ticket and go see his show. Jes’ sayin’.
I’ve been to both Perth and Fremantle twice. That’s the closest I’ve been to where you are, but I do remember sampling Vegemite. I met a woman named Bronwyn, she was originally from New Zealand, as was her mother. Her father was Australian.
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No, no, no, no! You heard it wrong! It was: women, have someone watch your children, get all gussied up, unlock all of your doors and windows because Randy D would select which of you would get lucky that night.
You really have to listen to the public service announcements more carefully. That’s probably why you missed out . . .
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