How many pens do you think you’ve lost In your lifetime so far? I’ve lost 2 since 7:30am today. So maybe 278 so far in my life.

Oh 

Lol oh wow, I feel much better about my 278 fallen pens :) 

I've never lost a mop and bucket. Have you checked the fridge?

Wanna come move to Canada and be my pen keeper? 

I need to take on more responsibility than that.  I want multiple hats. 

-temper calmer downer ?

-snow shoveler? 

-wine bottle owner? 

-explosion starter?

Haha, all of the above. 

Mop finder?

I should have never posted about my mopless weekend lol. 

 

  I know, right?

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Exactly, never happened. I must have dreamed it all. 

 

  DON’T DO IT, MAN!  DON’T FALL FOR HER TRICKS!  She seems all sweet and innocent at first to lure you in, but once you cross the Canadian border and she has you in her place, she has a secret sub-basement . . . 

Chips, dip, chains, whips. 

I dunno, I think I’d be happier with the pens being stolen, I’m alone and have barely moved from the spot I’m working this morning and two pens have disappeared in the last couple hours. I’m starting to take it personally. The pens hate me. 

 

  Police dispatcher on the phone: “Get out of the house!  We’ve tracked the person responsible for the disappearance of the pens, and he’s INSIDE THE HOUSE!  GET OUT!”

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You can garner as well Veruca, that small rooms are as dangerous as big rooms for misplacing things especially for pens because they either get hidden under things i.e. pieces of paper or find a rarely used compartment like between books  or under a cushion. Many missing. They're easily overlooked and not crooked usually. Believe me. You don't want stolen. No chance then. This post was edited by CosmicWunderkind at August 14, 2020 9:44 PM MDT

Okay, thanks  for the advice, noted. 

Haha:) so happy I’m not the only one. No one ever talks about the serious issues like losing pens...