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How many pens do you think you’ve lost In your lifetime so far? I’ve lost 2 since 7:30am today. So maybe 278 so far in my life.

Posted - August 14, 2020

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  • 10951
    Oh oh sounds like you might have Mongolian  ghosts now. Monglian's banned pens because one of their plans that they had writting on a sheep skin with a pen to get over the Great Wall  of China was discovered and their plan was foiled by China. Cheers and happy weekend! This post was edited by Nanoose at August 14, 2020 11:12 AM MDT
      August 14, 2020 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 7404

    Bah, Amish ghosts, Mongolian  ghosts...I don’t know how I’m going to sleep in this house tonight. Where are the ghostbusters when I need them. 


     

     

      August 14, 2020 11:14 AM MDT
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  • 10951
    There is no such thing as ghostbusters that was just a movie. The only way to get rid of ghosts is for you to show them that you know their weaknes. For Amish  ghosts it is  repetitive songs like that one about 99 bottals of beer on the wall. Amish ghosts can't tolerate  repetitive songs so playing them or singing them will drive the Amish ghost away. For Mongolian ghosts it is Bullrushes  - Mongolian ghosts fear bullrushes because the Chinese  used to shot flaming bullrushes  at them when they were attacking the Great Wall Of China. So all you have to do is go out and pick  some bullrushes and put them in a vase in your home which will scare the Mongolian ghosts away. Cheers and happy weekend!
      August 14, 2020 12:20 PM MDT
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  • 7404

    Okay thanks! so now I have plans for the night. I’m going to set up vases of “bulrushes“ in my living room and do the harem shake for 4 hours straight. THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST NIGHT EVER!! 

      August 14, 2020 12:26 PM MDT
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  • 53367

     

    “Harem” shake or “Harlem” shake?  Either way, you’ve captured my interest . . . 

     


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      August 14, 2020 1:32 PM MDT
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  • 7404
    Shoo Ghost! 
      August 14, 2020 2:10 PM MDT
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  • 53367

      Who ya gonna call?

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      August 14, 2020 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 7404
      August 14, 2020 6:27 PM MDT
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