[This is not about me, of course. I'm only asking it for a friend.]
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The egg is fine, egg and I faked the death to up my alimony payments... I’m not sure how that’s gonna work, but it will.

Wait a second, you’ve been faking it?
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Quick, hide me in your basement until the heat dies down. That might be as long as the statute of limitations is still valid.
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