At least not to your ex-wife, right?
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My bad moods only last from the time you divorce me until the time we get back together again. I actually like being married to you, then you go nut-case batty on me and kick me out. I patiently wait for you to beg your way back to me, which happens every time . . .
Well I guess you’re going to be in a bad mood for 35 years then, just like Element. Cos we’re staying divorced forever now... or 35 years, which ever comes first.
Oh, in that case, I can get over you quite quickly. You remember The Harem, don’t you? The ladies will just sashshay their way in here and wiggle it until I choose your replacements. Bye, Jaimie!
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Listen, Chickadee, having beautiful, sexy, funny, glamorous, enticing, sophisticated, intelligent, interesting women in my life is like having oxygen in my lungs; I can’t live without it. Losing you is ok, you can easily be replaced. Call all the lawyers you want to, and in fact, if any of yours are women, I’m looking forward to a meeting with them . . .
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Jealous.
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Ok, quit whining already, I get your message and your point. I’ll send a few of the ladies your way so that you can choose someone to keep you happy too.
(Psssst, after you’ve made your selection or selections, please send the others back to me.)
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The haram at Randy’s house
The harem after Randy sent them all to Jaimie’s house.
Randy after he sent the harem to Jaimie’s house.
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(haram Harem)
Perhaps it’s some kind of software error or glitch on your side, but the top two photos somehow got switched out of order, and photo number three, I don’t have a beard. That guy must be one of your other ex-husbands. Bye, Jaimie!
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You need to call a computer technician guy or the RCMP or someone.
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