Important spider poll: when you find a spider in your house do you:

I have been bitten numerous times with no issues.

I have been bitten once it was quit nasty.   I suppose it depends on the type of spider.  

My daughter sprayed on yesterday in our paint shed. She said when she saw it, it was in striking position. Swears she even saw the fangs.  It is gone. 

Oh no, this is even worse than the whole sour cream controversy. ;) 

 

  But just because it’s separated doesn’t automatically make it spoiled . . . 

(Here we go again.)
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Then ignore the word spoiled and just go with nasty. 

  It still shouldn’t be thrown out. You said I could have it.
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With the dead spider in it....ewwww. 

 

  You’re only supposed to give it to me with no spiders in it; live ones or dead ones.

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Ok. Good because that is taking money saving to a whole new level. 

So I throw away the ones I use to drown spiders. And send you the rest. Got it.   

Lol :) I luv you :) 

 

  Hey, wait . . .
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My cat is old and due to retire anyway. 

Okay, I might kill your spiders lol. 

They seem to be harmless long as they get enough mice and rats to eat.
Killing spiders can bring bad luck.

I know it is, but if I had one in my house big enough to eat a mouse I’d consider stabbing  it with a knife, or at least throw a shoe at it. 

They are only about the size of a bat but at least they do not fly around. 

What province you like in again? I’m never moving there lol. 

Vancouver BC. Would you prefer snakes instead of spiders in your house?

 

  Various bat species come in different sizes. 

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Just a small kind of species then, I guess. i've never seen a real live living bat.
.They are kind of spidery looking.