What if you cracked an egg for breakfast and a mouse came out and then time froze and then Santa walked in and said to ......

Completely sober lol. The wine will start at 9ish.  

Wow. You're one of those rare people who are more clear-headed when you're high, right? 

LOL! 

lol, believe it or not , I don’t take any drugs. Not even smoke weed in over 3 years. I’m just weird ;) This post was edited by Jaimie at August 23, 2020 6:06 AM MDT

 

  Fix the typos there or no alimony check for September. Grrrrrrr. 

:(

That wasn’t written into the divorce agreement. The typos stay. 

 

 

  Fine. Starve for all I care. We’ll see how long into the month you can go without alcohol. 

~

One of these evenings brought to you by THC , I'm going to start going over everything you've ever written here with a fine-toothed comb, Randall! Then you'll be sorry for threatening the best female online friend I've ever had!!

Now, you say you're sorry. 

 

  Your comma is misplaced there. 

  Oh: you’re sorry.   There, I said it, I hope you’re happy now. 
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I'm as happy as I can be right now. Thank you!

You crossed over that high/sober barrier or something! LOL! 

Right on, be weird and embrace it. Our own individual weirdnesses are the only things that make us interesting and unique. And they are often how we find and connect with the people who we're supposed to encounter in this life. 

Oh gawd no lol. I still drink. when I quit smoking cigarettes I also quit weed. Nothing against it, it’s just not for me anymore  zi still love my wine though lol. 

I don't like smoking at all. I'll do it, but I much prefer edibles. 

Good for you quitting smoking cigs!

I used to drink on occasion, but just don't like it at all. I'd try a weed cocktail, though! :)

If I could drink weed I’d give it another go lol. Weed cocktail sounds good right now :) 

Theory Wellness, a dispensary in Great Barrington, MA, sells a tincture you can use with a dropper under your tongue.

Have you tried it? 

I'm always a little nervous trying something different. I'm pretty sensitive to THC. 

Yes. I bought it there and have tried it a couple of times. Nice buzz.

Nice. 

 

  “zi“?

I have no idea what word that was supposed to be lol. 

 

  I 

I went to ze snow shed, to get ze snow shoes, and der day were, gone. 

You’re not the boss of me -_-