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Randy D

Why would a woman bathe herself completely in mayonnaise, especially when she KNEW that I was dropping by to visit her? Grrrrrrrr.


 

Posted - August 25, 2020
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  • 10052
    You answered your own question, didn't you? 
      August 25, 2020 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      It’s almost as if she doesn’t want me to stick around, or that she’s purposely pushing me away, or she’s putting the onus on me for us never getting close to each oth . . . hey, wait!



    This post was edited by Randy D at August 26, 2020 3:41 PM MDT
      August 25, 2020 9:47 PM MDT
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  • 10639
    I know.  It makes it so hard to grab hold of them.
      August 25, 2020 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 16781
    Because she would float on Vegemite.
      August 25, 2020 6:14 PM MDT
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  • 11005
    It moisturizes the skin and makes the hair shiny.  
      August 25, 2020 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      If that’s true, I’d prefer she had dry, brittle skin and crinkly, damaged hair!  I’ve told her a dozen times that I can’t stand mayonnaise, she said she understands my aversion to it and . . . hey, wait a second. 


      August 25, 2020 9:49 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    IKR? Mustard is much tastier.
      August 25, 2020 9:52 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Gross. 
      August 26, 2020 3:42 PM MDT
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  • 13277
    And mayonnaise isn't?
      August 26, 2020 3:49 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Correct. 

    )
      August 26, 2020 3:50 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      You’re only saying that because you’re trying to keep me away from you. 

    Grrrrrrrr. 


      August 26, 2020 7:41 PM MDT
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