Why would anyone want to secretly install cameras and microphones in MY place? I’m as boring as can be!

  I’m not lazy or sloth-like, I’m extremely active, it’s just not anything that anyone would want to watch or listen to.
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 Oak hay. 

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  Hey, what’s going on here all of a sudden? Why are all those police cars surrounding my house?  Who could have called them?



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  Thank you for responding so quickly, Officers, and for clearing the false alarm. No, no, I can’t figure out who would have called it in, but I do have my suspicions. You see, for a couple of weeks now, I’ve had the strangest feeling that somebody is following my every move when I‘m here inside the house. Now that I think about it, my neighbor’s dog sure gives me funny looks lately . . . wait, that’s silly, just plain silly!  What could a dog have to do with any of this? *Nervous laughter.
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