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Wait, WHAT? I don’t even know who you are any more. I would now like a double divorce on top of the current one we already have, and to strengthen the long string of divorces we’ve already had.
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Wait, you don’t like chocolate? Why the heck did you marry ME 15 times? Besides, what kind of woman doesn’t like chocolate? Maybe you’re really a dude. I want custody of all our children. Grrrrr.
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I need to get those kids away from you immediately.
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