That’s right, you were intentionally not listed because you’re too kind and kindhearted to be a suspect, unlike Livvie, whose very name spelled backwards is pure Evvil. Grrrrrrr.
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Like I said, she’s both kind and kindhearted. Look, no avocados, no Vegemite, and no mayonnaise anywhere. She didn’t even cut the crust off of the bread. A pure saint.
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