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I'm 68, low on cash and need another job. Do you have one in mind? Humour, please.

Walker tester.

Posted - September 12, 2020

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  • 10052
    Boy-toy for a wealthy 90-year-old woman. 


      September 12, 2020 8:02 AM MDT
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  • 44601
    I'm all for that. How about this gal? 90 and still a model.

      September 12, 2020 8:05 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      I want her first, Element. 


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      September 12, 2020 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 19937
    She's gorgeous. This post was edited by SpunkySenior at September 12, 2020 3:26 PM MDT
      September 12, 2020 10:07 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Her hair is beautiful! 


      September 12, 2020 3:56 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      You beat me to it. I was going to suggest that AnswerMug needs a gigolo. 


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      September 12, 2020 9:01 AM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      How about “Element 99, the Geriatric Science Mime”?  It’s in the spirit of Bill Nye, the Science Guy.

      AnswerMug doesn’t have one yet, it probably pays very well.

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      September 12, 2020 9:05 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Panhandle.. make up a sign:

    Just married
    Having hard times
    Need money for condoms

    Take your lady with you, find a good.spot and have fun collecting Lotsa dough.
    I wanted to do that but my gal was not at all for it. This post was edited by Kittigate at September 12, 2020 3:56 PM MDT
      September 12, 2020 10:05 AM MDT
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  • 13277
    Hearing aid tester. What? HEARING AID TESTER!
      September 12, 2020 10:17 AM MDT
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  • 17592
    You could drive people to their cars at the airport.


     
      September 12, 2020 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 339
    Paid sperm donor.

    I know you have it in you 
      September 12, 2020 3:27 PM MDT
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  • 53502

     

      It’s beginning to seem as if you have a one-track mind!



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      September 12, 2020 3:31 PM MDT
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  • 339
    ...Says the conductor on the Night Train 
      September 12, 2020 3:40 PM MDT
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  • 85
    You must be an expert in ...plumbing ???(some people may have to think about that one) lol
      September 12, 2020 5:22 PM MDT
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