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Yes, I know what you mean. You have enormous 
identification cards.
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Explain myself? Let’s see… My toe bone's connected to my foot bone, my foot bone's connected to my ankle bone, my ankle bone's connected to my leg bone…
I think I know where you’re going with this.
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I’ll need the unabridged version, please. I’m compiling a dossier about you, and I want it to be as thorough and accurate as possible.
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Fine. I’ll just make up the parts that are missing. Believe me, those will be the juiciest chapters of all. For instance . . .
“By the time they met each other in person, the steaminess of flirtation had nearly driven both of them crazy with wanton desire and mind-boggling arousal.”
“The getaway car was not much faster than the police cruisers, but in her agile hands, the steering wheel was like a magic wand; she was determined to make sure that they would not only get away, but also have plenty of time to spend the $400,000 any way they wanted to, and no five-way split this time.”
“He trusted her enough to show her the inventions that he had submitted for patents, the ones that would surely make him wealthy beyond his wildest expectations.”
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BetaLoon 