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You are charged with a crime, find yourself in court, and Randy D is the presiding judge.

 

  What type of case (as in what you are charged with having done) do you NOT hope it is?

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Posted - September 13

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  • 4620
    Whatever it is, I'm innocent. 
      September 13, 2020 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 36530

     

      What type of case (as in what you are charged with having done) do you NOT hope it is?
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      September 13, 2020 2:16 PM MDT
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  • 4620
    Not guilty, your honor. 
      September 13, 2020 2:17 PM MDT
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  • 36530

     

      Ladies and gentlemen, there will be a recess until 9 am tomorrow. Bailiff, please escort this defendant to my chambers.



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      September 13, 2020 2:20 PM MDT
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  • 4620
    For some reason the song "Too Much Time on My Hands" by Styx just popped into my head. 

      September 13, 2020 2:23 PM MDT
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  • 8922
    Why do I see a hammer and sickle on your desk? Don't most judges just display a wooden mallet?
      September 14, 2020 12:14 AM MDT
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      Straight to the dungeon with this one, Bailiff!  Contempt of court, 14 days of incarceration! Grrrrrrrr.

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      September 14, 2020 12:23 AM MDT
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  • 8922
    Mutters to self "cruel and evil judge"
      September 14, 2020 8:51 AM MDT
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  • 10759
    Smuggling mayonnaise, and I didn't neither. It was aioli.
      September 14, 2020 12:36 AM MDT
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  • 36530

     

      “ . . .didn’t neither”?   A double negative uttered in my courtroom is grounds for contempt!  Off with his head!

      September 14, 2020 8:33 AM MDT
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