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Imagine you’ve been charged with a grammar-related offense and have to appear in grammar court. Which of the following grammar attorneys or

grammar defense firms would you choose to represent you, and why?



A) Stu B. Stewart, Attorney At Law.

B) Randall D Randolph, Esq.

C) Nevan and Associates.

D) Publick Skoole Defenderers .

E) Two or more of the above for a Dream Team.

F) Forget it, I’ll just plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of the court.

G) None of the above/another person or another law firm/other answer entirely.

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Posted - September 14

Responses


  • 822
    G.  I plan to intimidate the witnesses.  None of them will talk and the judge will just throw it out. 
      September 14, 2020 9:47 AM MDT
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  • 32942
    The law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.
    Or perhaps Shlong, Shmekl and Putz.
      September 14, 2020 10:39 AM MDT
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  • 36383
    G) None of the above/another person or another law firm/other answer entirely.
      September 14, 2020 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 6947
    Precisely---you caught my meaning.
      September 15, 2020 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 36383
    It’s a poll. You didn’t select one of the choices. 
      September 15, 2020 12:40 PM MDT
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  • 6947
    The earth will be proved to be flat before I anyone will have a viable "cause of action" against me in a grammar dispute.
      September 14, 2020 1:54 PM MDT
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  • 36383
    G) None of the above/another person or another law firm/other answer entirely.
      September 14, 2020 3:16 PM MDT
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  • 32942
    Before I anyone?
      September 14, 2020 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 22664
    You beat me to it. 
      September 14, 2020 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 6947
    So close and yet so far.
      September 15, 2020 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 22664
    So has the earth been proven to be flat?  Because that was definitely a grammar mistake.
      September 15, 2020 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 6947
    How is failing to delete a word classified as a "grammar mistake?"

    On the other hand, you don't seem to know the difference between an iceberg and a glacier---as indicated by your answer to a more recent question.

    So perhaps in your world failing to delete a word is considered a "grammar mistake."


      September 15, 2020 12:59 PM MDT
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  • 22664
    LOL. You are kidding right?
      September 15, 2020 1:39 PM MDT
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  • 5734

    G.  None of the above.

    When going to grammar court, I always use the law firm of ‘Vane, Vain, Vein, and Goldstein’. (They guarantee they’ll when you’re case or the next ones have price.)

      September 14, 2020 3:25 PM MDT
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  • 36383

    Grrrrrrrrrr. 

      September 14, 2020 6:42 PM MDT
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  • 4526
    C
      September 14, 2020 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 6322
    G. I can't even imagine committing a grammar offense. 
      September 14, 2020 6:05 PM MDT
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  • 36383

     

      Well, you certainly have that right. Maybe you should drop by the Randolph firm later this evening and we can discuss the benefits of you always being such a conscientious and law-abiding citizen. Say 7ish?  I’ll chill the refreshments and warm up the massage oils.

     

    ~

      September 14, 2020 6:50 PM MDT
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  • 22664
    I will go with F. 
      September 14, 2020 6:25 PM MDT
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  • 16669

    B)
      September 14, 2020 7:13 PM MDT
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  • 10727
    G. I was framed for another's crime. Ms Ought O Korekt is guilty.
      September 14, 2020 8:43 PM MDT
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  • 36383


      She used her womanly charms to sucker you into the life of crime, is that it, mate?


    ~
      September 14, 2020 9:16 PM MDT
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  • 16669
    (GREAT photo!)
      September 15, 2020 7:01 AM MDT
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  • 36383
      September 15, 2020 7:12 AM MDT
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