grammar defense firms would you choose to represent you, and why?
A) Stu B. Stewart, Attorney At Law.
B) Randall D Randolph, Esq.
C) Nevan and Associates.
D) Publick Skoole Defenderers .
E) Two or more of the above for a Dream Team.
F) Forget it, I’ll just plead guilty and throw myself on the mercy of the court.
G) None of the above/another person or another law firm/other answer entirely.
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G. None of the above.
When going to grammar court, I always use the law firm of ‘Vane, Vain, Vein, and Goldstein’. (They guarantee they’ll when you’re case or the next ones have price.)
Grrrrrrrrrr.
Well, you certainly have that right. Maybe you should drop by the Randolph firm later this evening and we can discuss the benefits of you always being such a conscientious and law-abiding citizen. Say 7ish? I’ll chill the refreshments and warm up the massage oils.
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