Why is IOS 14 the worst thing ever?

Even if I didn’t throw it in the lake and even if I wanted to call you... I CAN’T,  Cos this update is the worst thing ever and my phone makes no sense now -_- This post was edited by Jaimie at September 21, 2020 7:30 AM MDT

 

  I had similar frustration with the update that I received last week; I had to contact Apple Support yesterday morning to get things back to a close assimilation of normalcy. Grrrrrrr.  

You should have warned all of us apple users -_- most likely the same update. 

 

  Don’t you just hate it?

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Have you used your phone here since the update? every time I post a gif it flashes a message on my screen to me telling that  I posted a gif from “x” to “browser“.. ummm yeah, I KNOW COS I JUST DID IT, gawd.“ 

 

  I haven’t had that particular problem (yet).  Mine was flashing emoji pop-ups at me every fifteen minutes asking me if I wanted to download them.  Since I know how to read and write English, I don’t need hieroglyphics in order to communicate, but I couldn’t disable the thingamajig. The support people only had me on hold for fifty minutes before finally answering me, and then it was some jerk clerk who literally said “So” at the beginning of every single sentence he spoke, and said “like” every fifth word. I was ready to drink cyanide about halfway through the call. I swallowed to the bile in my throat and fought back the urge to allow my head to explode, and soon it was over. Grrrrrrrr. 

This post was edited by Randy D at September 21, 2020 7:30 AM MDT

Lol, the only thing I do like is the new translator thing that came with the update. Next time I get my nails done I’m turning it on and it will display everything they’re  saying when they think I can’t understand.

Watch this:

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Lol :) this is exactly what it’s like, except they have given up on trying to get me to do long nails. I’ve been refusing that for years. I always get “ you want flower?” Why you no want flower?” 

 

  Lol!

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  “Everybody like flower.”  Then to her coworker in Vietnamese: “This one doesn’t want flowers. What the heck is wrong with her?”
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Lol! This is why I want to use the translator update!! I can tell she doesn’t like when I say no to painting the flower :) 

She'll just scream out. "View halloooo, Randall, your sandwich is ready."

By the time you get from San Diego to Canada, it will have gone stale and been thrown out.

 

  I’m not so sure it would rot by the time I got there: I move pretty fast when it comes to sandwiches. 

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  Boomer. 

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Whippersnapper.

So boomer lol. 

Tarnation...will you two stop picking on me? And stay off my lawn or I'll throw my walker at you if I can lift it.

Lol, to be fair, I’m just jealous. I’m wishing I had a freakin flip phone right now instead of dealing with this IOS madness. 

My flip works great, and I only have to charge it once a month, if that. And nobody will steal it. And I can't be tracked. And I don't use data. Etc.

Once I was in a public park and Red ants got in my pants and started biting me so I had to take my pants and boxers off. It was pretty embarrassing because it was a real hot day so I couldn't use my - it's just shrinkage  because it's cold out excuss. Cheers!