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How many bloody accounts do you have? Gawd.

Posted - September 27, 2020

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  • 52903

     

      None of mine are bleeding. You should probably seek help. 


    ~

      September 27, 2020 8:01 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    You should have took my advice about the hammer earlier then. 
      September 27, 2020 9:17 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      (have took taken)

    Past participle of a stem-changing verb (also known as an irregular verb) after an auxiliary verb (also known as a helping verb).

    Next thing I know, you’ll be saying “tooken”. I’d have to apprehend you for felony violation of grammar laws. 


      September 27, 2020 10:49 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Stop tooken away all my fun. 
      September 27, 2020 10:51 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      That’s it!  No more warnings for you, young lady!




    :|

      September 27, 2020 11:26 AM MDT
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  • 32527
    Here. Just one. No socks for me. 

      September 27, 2020 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 7407

    Same, but I’m thinking maybe I should make about seven more accounts here to make the site more active. I’m just gonna have different names though and not change up my personality AT ALL on any of my other accounts. 

      September 27, 2020 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 32527
    Lol. That would mess with people. 
      September 27, 2020 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    Lol :) 
      September 27, 2020 10:51 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Wait . . . personality?

      September 27, 2020 10:50 AM MDT
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  • 7407
    I am NOT a robot. 
      September 27, 2020 10:52 AM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      I’ll need proof of that, please. (Cough, cough.)




    ~

      September 27, 2020 11:22 AM MDT
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  • 7407

    You’ll have to take my word on it. 

      September 27, 2020 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      Nope. You know I don’t work like that. 


    ~

      September 27, 2020 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 7407
      September 27, 2020 12:30 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      You’re just afraid to go to the motel. Grrrrrr.


    ~

      September 27, 2020 12:34 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    I’ve seen the pictures of the motels you post. NO THANK YOU. 
      September 27, 2020 12:46 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      (Sigh.)
    Jaimie, Jaimie, Jaimie. If I’ve told you once I’ve told you a hundred times, you don’t focus on the doom of the room, you focus on the guy by your thighs!




    ~

      September 27, 2020 1:15 PM MDT
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  • 7407

    Okay, bye. 

      September 27, 2020 1:37 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      (Sigh.). Not this again; she knows I’m faster than she is and that I catch her every time.
    ~

      September 27, 2020 6:53 PM MDT
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  • 7407
    I have a solution for this.
      September 27, 2020 7:37 PM MDT
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  • 52903

     

      You’ll have to wait in line. Just Asking, Ansley, Kvo, My2Cents, Jane S, Nice Jugs, Livvie, Cosmic and many many others have already pulled tickets. 

    ~

      September 27, 2020 7:54 PM MDT
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  • 10037
    Never. 
      September 27, 2020 8:13 PM MDT
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  • 1840
    To be recognized for ones existence, adds 2 weeks to your life. Although we don't feel like it, people must socialize.
      September 29, 2020 12:47 PM MDT
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