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How many bloody accounts do you have? Gawd.

Posted - September 27, 2020

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  • 53509

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      October 2, 2020 7:14 AM MDT
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  • 11002
    It tooken me a minute to see the flaw in your thinking: No matter what your screen name is, we would recognize you. Why not just post seven times as much with the account you have? 
      September 27, 2020 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    But I want to be tooken more seriously so I need to try out some different accounts to see if that helps. 
      September 27, 2020 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Please don’t assume that you’re immune from arrest just because I have a thing for you. Grrrrrrrr.

     


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      September 27, 2020 8:06 PM MDT
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  • 1440
    i do have many many accounts on many websites; but only one on here !
      September 27, 2020 11:35 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    :) 
      September 27, 2020 12:18 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    One account ever. 

    I remember another recent question that made reference to people with multiple accounts and I said something like the only "person" here who I'm certain is 100% human and unique is myself. 

    This would have bothered me in the past. I've realized that it doesn't really matter much to me. If I'm amused, I'm amused. In general I'm more amused and entertained by non-human species (and prefer their company to that of most humans I encounter). Why does it matter if one human is Randy and Stu and Rosie G? (LOL) If the characters who amuse me are bots, they're bots! I don't think it matters much. 

    I'm not going to say that the dishonesty of fakes/multiples/trolls/bots doesn't bother me at all, because it does. In the end, though, we're here to enjoy ourselves and, I think for many of us, engage with people (characters?) in a way that feels safe to us where we are in our journey. I know that where I'm at in this moment, this is almost the only connection I really want with other humans. Almost everything else feels like a facking chore at this moment. 

    I think I've meandered off my point or Mary Jane-splained Hehehe. 

    Hope it makes sense and maybe helps your frustration a little bit. 


      September 27, 2020 6:52 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      

    This. Does. Not. Compute.
      Randy D. Would. Never. Replicate. Rosie G.


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      September 27, 2020 7:04 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Hence, the LOL!

    **It was driving me crazy that I originally posted this on the main question, rather than as a reply to you. I tried to just let it go, but couldn't do it.**
      September 28, 2020 3:08 PM MDT
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  • 53509

    Lol, you and I suffer from the same afflictions: I noticed from the minute you posted it that it was a separate answer as opposed to being a comment to my answer, but I was loathe to bring it up because you and millions of others would add it to the evidence against me as being an escaped mental patient. It was driving me doubly crazy, first for being there, and secondly because I couldn’t rebut it. Actually, it bugged me so much that I have not been able to sleep through the night and I couldn’t concentrate on the bi-weekly sandwich summit. Whew, now that I have this confession of yours emblazoned on the non-erasable internet, I will cherish it forever and include it in any defense proceedings that can help me get released from custody. Wait, tomorrow they serve lime jello with pineapple chunks in it, so I’ll save the information until Wednesday. I don’t want to miss my favorite jello.  Hey, what’s that shiny thing that just went past me over there?  Sorry, I have to go . . . 

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      September 28, 2020 5:07 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Wow. 

    I seriously better contact my former therapist tomorrow lest I end up living in Randyville or Cosmicland. 
      September 28, 2020 5:48 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      You say it as if it’s a bad thing.  Grrrrrrr.
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      September 28, 2020 8:24 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    It's more likely that those prolific posters are more than one person. How else would they find the time for that?
      September 27, 2020 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Funny! I just posted a question about this very thing! :)

      September 27, 2020 7:25 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      (Early retirement certainly freed up a lot of my time. Grrrrrrr.)
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      September 27, 2020 7:45 PM MDT
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  • 7408

    It doesn’t actually bother me which is why I put it in humour and jokes. I just saw that that one person who has multiple accounts, was posting with yet another new account this morning right before I post this . I was having an eye roll moment and was hoping he or she would respond here  lol.  I see your point though, it’s really not hurting anyone, but I still think it’s weird. lol 

      September 27, 2020 7:36 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Weird AF!!!

    I don't understand so many things about people. And I know absolutely nothing about AI/bots/people whose entire existence is on the internet. It doesn't seem like it would be a particularly satisfying one, but to each his/her own, right? 
      September 27, 2020 7:46 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Well I wish the person would start interacting with themselves in posts to at least make it more entertaining lol. 
      September 27, 2020 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Now my mind is blown. 
      September 27, 2020 7:52 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol :) 
      September 27, 2020 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 16779
    One per site. Two at the bank.
      September 27, 2020 8:15 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Okay, good to know. 
      September 28, 2020 5:13 AM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Be careful, Slart; next thing you know, she’ll either be asking for the bank account numbers or for “donations” from the accounts. Believe me, I know from experience.



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      September 28, 2020 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 16779
    Blood from a stone, mate, I'm perpetually broke.
      September 29, 2020 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      I believe social science has discovered what causes that:



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      September 29, 2020 4:35 PM MDT
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