*This does not mean married people who are professionals in their fields of employment, it means people whose actual profession is wife or husband, a profession of being a spouse, as in schooled, trained, certified, licensed, peer-review boards, periodic conventions, advanced degrees, experts in the segmented subject matters, etc. 
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I know a guy who is checked out on about half of the items your list. We’ll have him at your front door this evening.
(You can hire out for the other items. Quit being so high maintenance.)
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Er, um, my cooking skills are extremely limited.
I’ll make you a deal: you find one for me and I’ll find one for you.
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The IRL me is the married guy. Randy D on AnswerMug isn’t. Just for vacillating, now you owe me two of them.
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Does IRL truly exist? If it’s not on the internet, it must not be true!
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Now you owe me three of them.
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Or something?
I come highly recommended, I’ve taken all of the available courses! I’m really good at it! I use a personally devised massage technique, I have references, you know, and I can show you my evaluations too, there are lots of them!
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Orders, schmorders! My uncle is a judge, and I have him dismiss those things left and right!
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LOL!
Grrrrrrr, you know what I meant!
SavvyAnsley 