What was the last (or any) time someone said to you "you should have done this instead of..." and you agreed they were probably right?

 

  (Make up your mind already. Sheesh.)

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What's your problem? Someone put avocado on your toast today? 

 

  Indecisive women! Grrrrrrr. For instance, you’re either in The Harem or you‘re not!

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Send me the contract. I'll have my attorney review it and get back to you. 

 

  That’s something we have to go over one-on-one. 

(E?)
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Very E! 

:)

(((He never stops.)))

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I can't tell if she's annoyed or being satisfied! 

 

  That’s easy; if she’s an anti-Randy woman, she’s automatically annoyed, and if she’s pro-Randy, she’s satisfied anatomically.

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What if she's neutral? 

Is that how you categorize women, Randy? 

 

  A woman being neutral on whether or not she swoons over Randy D?  Sure, if she’s an immediate family member of mine.  All others, well, that’s just plain silly to even assume it could ever happen. Look to thine own self as an example. You know you don’t hate me.  

 

*SavvyAnsley’s most recent visit with the psychoanalyst: “Final test. Please blink once if you’re head over heels for this Randall character you keep seeing in your dreams, and blink a second time in quick succession if you can’t imagine living life without his touch, or, just blink twice within four seconds if you believe you may be obsessed about him.”

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Hate? I do not hate the Randy. I do not hate, with very few exceptions. 

You're funny. 

See? You and I agree. 

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We appear to do that quite often. 

 

E

 

  I’m not the one doing the categorizing: I just report the findings. 

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If the categories are "Hate" and "Don't Hate", I'll give you the nod, I guess. 

Is my work here done now? 

:P

 

  I’m not feeling the concept of “swoon” in your limited suggestion field. Broaden your scope, please. 

 

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I'm not the swooning type, Mr. D. 

Unless you've got and endless supply of puppies to only play with and not have to deal with any other part of puppyhood? Maybe some of Element's special brownies? 

:)

 

  And “puppies” is a euphemism for which part of me?

(J/k!)
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Hahaha!