What would be the best food to feed an ostrich, or maybe not an ostrich but something that looks like an ostrich?

I think my ostrich that’s not an ostrich will like these. I will bake them and feed them to my ostrich ...and I will bake extra and sell them to all the other ostrich owners ..and I will be the richest person in all of the ostrich land. 

I'm gonna need to test those for ya before you sell them. 

;-)

( Cough, cough.)
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Yes. Yes. Yes. 

I don’t really want to feed my ostrich thing pellets. I want to feed it something I can grow in a garden. It can be an imaginary garden, cos my ostrich is imaginary too. 

Grow him some imaginary poppy seeds. And alphala hay.

Okay, thank you. 

Lol, I thought an emu was same like a llama until a few years ago. I didn’t know is a bird until  recently. I don’t know why I had that in my mind. Maybe a wrong sign at a zoo or something. 

 
  What the heck are they teaching the kids up there in Canada?  That’s it; you’re packing up our eight children, leaving Canada, and you’re all moving in here with me in California.

  (Just give me time to come up with a cover story to tell my wife.  Speaking of which, are you any good at administering first aid?)

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"Bush chickens" can be a nuisance - they like to play with moving vehicles.
They reached plague proportions in the early 1930s, the Army tried to thin the numbers out. The birds won.
Link won't post :-( This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 28, 2020 3:33 PM MDT

Yes! I think you’re correct:) cheers  This post was edited by Jaimie at October 9, 2020 10:23 PM MDT

Ya I probably am correct and I think I am correct to think that once you have your imaginary ostrich you will need an imaginary herding dog to keep the ostrich in your yard. Cheers!