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Benedict Arnold

What is the most unimaginable way that you've ever used a pool noodle?

Posted - October 12, 2020
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  • This one time, I rolled a pool noodle over some fallen almost dead leaves.... I can’t post the rest of the story here, yet. Too soon.

      October 12, 2020 2:10 PM MDT
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  • If you turn up your volume you can hear each leaf make a blood curdling scream as it is separated from the tree and falls to its death.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 14, 2020 1:53 PM MDT
      October 12, 2020 2:15 PM MDT
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  • Not quite dead yet when the hit the ground. You should hear how they scream when crushed to death by a pool noodle.
      October 12, 2020 2:19 PM MDT
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  • Was you sharing that picture a subtle indicator of your views on South America? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 14, 2020 1:53 PM MDT
      October 12, 2020 2:20 PM MDT
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  • Lol, no, don’t make me laugh...  you ruined the mood.Now those leaves will never be brought back to life.... maybe the next batch In about thirty minutes or so.  
      October 12, 2020 2:24 PM MDT
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  • Don't worry there will be more leaves for your pool noodle to find. 
      October 12, 2020 2:25 PM MDT
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  • I’m counting on it. 
      October 12, 2020 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 339
    You're just sick.

    I like it .
      October 12, 2020 3:48 PM MDT
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  • Do you enjoy hearing leaves scream as they’re crushed to death too? 
      October 13, 2020 8:30 AM MDT
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  • 44802
    Only in Kanadia.
      October 12, 2020 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 8315
    Well, a pool noodle has a 3-inch diameter and a 1-inch hole in the middle. Yes, I just happen to have part of one here. Hummm, I'll have to give this one some thought. 
      October 12, 2020 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 8315
    I did use a piece of one on a backrest bar on a woman's walker.  It is better than leaning against a hard piece of metal. 
      October 12, 2020 3:46 PM MDT
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  • 35780
    I used it to float in the pool. 
      October 12, 2020 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 44802
    That's just crazy.
      October 12, 2020 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 35780
    I used no imagination at all.
      October 13, 2020 4:07 AM MDT
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  • Did you at least weaponize it and beat a few people in the head?
      October 13, 2020 7:22 AM MDT
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  • 339
    If I told you the truth I'd need to kill you - And you'd have to pay me.
      October 12, 2020 3:41 PM MDT
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  • In that order??  You might want to revamp your collections policy. As a sign of good faith the security deposit is on the way.  Now tell me this hidden truth. 
      October 13, 2020 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 339

    YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

      October 13, 2020 7:31 PM MDT
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  • Pool noodles that have been subjected to aquatic exercise classes have seen so much...
      October 14, 2020 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 14
    I don’t even know what that is ????‍♂️
      October 12, 2020 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 44802
    They are floats things you put in a pool. Little kids love them.

      October 12, 2020 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 14
    I see. Thank you!
      October 13, 2020 3:00 AM MDT
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  • 53834

     

      I’ve never touched one of those in my entire life. 

    ~

      October 12, 2020 9:45 PM MDT
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