I would like to visit Russia. I hear the women there are hot.
Canada (Unnamed)
Chile (Xiomara)
Costa Rica (Alicia)
Dominican Republic (Úrsula)
Egypt (Tahsin)
Kenya (Ruby)
New Guinea (Eliza)
New Zealand (Bronwyn)
Portugal (Ana Cristina)
Spain (Margarita)
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Just friends. (Cough, cough.)
Hey! Portugal is on my list too! We should coordinate so that we can meet while we’re both there! (I’m so happy, folks!)
Constant and increasingly more intricate contact with each other has slowly caused you to begin to morph into me. Funny, though, that it’s only a one-way transformation: I am not becoming you in any way.
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Wait, you avoided Chile because I listed it? That sounds a bit as if you’re doing everything you can to keep away from . . . HOLD ON! Is this a prank? This is some kind of joke! Ok, ok, you got me. Jane S put you up to this, I know she did! You’re such a kidder! You had me going for a while there. LOL, I’ll see you in Lisbon!
Honeydew, why wouldn’t the Aussies let you in?
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