A) true
B) False
BC: Having fun and maintaining culture while covid rages across the country.
Yukon: I’ve lived alone here panning for gold and trapping skunks and moles for food for 33 years. This is my life's savings - all of this for your old grannie, whadd’you say?
Alberta: Where d’you say we are, again? Arberta – where the hell is that, man?
North West Territories: Off to the community mailbox again, and only 43 kilometers to go.
Saskatchewan: A couple of days ago I was almost sure I saw a figure way over there - or I may just have got a piece of wheat-chaff in my eye.
Manitoba: MANitoba, fit for neither MAN nor beast.
Ontario: As an Ontarian I resent this distorted characterization. What a poser! Anyway, I’d need to know what car he’s driving before making any final pronouncement.
Nunavut: Sorry, we’re in here for the winter. No callers now till the end of June, so bugger off (delivered in Inuit of course - understand Inuit do you?).
Quebec: Pretending to be French but not quite cutting it. And yet maintaining a quaintly antedated pre-revolution mindset towards authority.
New Brunswick: Time for me to test my auto-bodyshop door, trunk and roof reprofiling skills on this unwanted interloper.
Nova Scotia: Captain Jack, running amok since they confiscated his commercial fishing license in 1983.
PEI: Repelling invaders with our tuberous missiles since 1534 – well, until the bridge opened in 1997 anyway.
Newfoundland & Labrador: We have our own idea of normal. Take this delicious pumpkin and moose kidney sandwich for instance.
This post was edited by Nyse Elias at October 30, 2020 7:07 PM MDT