Tell us about your problem, do - perhaps we can help. Perhaps we can squeeze a little amusement from it, or perhaps it can help us feel smug about our own situation. Perhaps we can entertain ourselves re-writing your esteemed text in the style of one of the great writers of the past, Nathaniel Hawthorne; Philip K. Dick; Enid Blyton. Just for fun you understand.
Me too - some of the bud I grew went moldy so now I won't be able to make my special Christmas cookies to give to my freinds. They have all been good this year so I am going to feel like a Grinch this year. Cheers!
