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Wait, you’re sorry to hear that they’ve been unsuccessful?
I know what you meant, Buddy, I was just messing with you.
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What “outburst”? I have personally witnessed outbursts, my friend, and take it from me, that was no outburst.
(In other words, you’re already forgiven, even though you didn’t do anything wrong.)
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Wow!
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A German Shepherd, Doberman and a cat have died.
All three are faced with God who wants to know what they believe in.
The German shepherd says: "I believe in discipline training and loyalty to my master."
"Good," says God. "Then sit down on my right side. Doberman, what do you believe in?"
The Doberman answers: "I believe in the love, care and protection of my master."
Ah," said God. "You may sit to my left."
Then he looks at the cat and asks, "And what do you believe in?"
The cat answers: "I believe you're sitting in my seat."
Keep this up at the same rate and by next week you’ll have a baseball team after you.
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