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Do you wonder what’s in it? Should you open it? Is he ok? Maybe you should look for him. [Explained below.]


Randy D left a mysterious-looking box with you last week and asked you not to open it under any circumstances.  He’s now five days overdue to pick it up, hasn’t been in touch with you, and is nowhere to be found.

  What do you do?



Posted - December 8, 2020
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  • 10643
    Nothing.  It's still encased in 3' of lead .... buried 30 feet in the ground ... at the bottom of a rock quarry... 4 counties over.   

    I may have been polite enough to accept the package... but I ain't stupid.
      December 8, 2020 11:17 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I don't do anything except make sure no one else opens it as well. 
      December 9, 2020 1:39 AM MST
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  • 53509

     

      What about me being missing? I could be in grave danger! Would you report it to the proper authorities or start a search on your own or something like that? 


    ~

      December 9, 2020 7:14 PM MST
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  • 8214
    You are already missing....I miss you...smooch! 
      December 10, 2020 12:25 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

    ~

      December 10, 2020 12:51 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Oh, you are so sweet, I am so blessed.  
      December 10, 2020 4:21 PM MST
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  • 8214
    It is not unlike you to disappear for a week or two at a time.  That harem takes up way too much of your time. Especially that hussy who sings "lettuce entertain you, lettuce us make you smile."
      December 10, 2020 12:30 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Meh, you have nothing to worry about when it comes to her, I hardly ever pay her any attention when she sings it. Besides, I really believe she might be a clone . . .



    ~

      December 10, 2020 12:42 PM MST
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  • 8214
    hahahahaha a real lettuce head.  
      December 10, 2020 4:19 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I must have been tired last night...I just got the clone reference.  Dang! I hate to miss something the first time around.  You got me there hot shot. 
      December 11, 2020 7:55 AM MST
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  • 53509
      December 11, 2020 7:58 AM MST
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  • 7408
    I would have already opened it within five minutes after you left. 
      December 9, 2020 5:24 AM MST
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  • 44619
      December 9, 2020 7:19 AM MST
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  • 4624
    The box could wait.

    My best bet would be to hire an expert hacker and a detective to find you.

    The Mug would not be the same without you.
      December 9, 2020 4:01 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Thank you, that’s very nice of you to say!
    ~

      December 9, 2020 7:10 PM MST
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  • 23577

    Probably worry
      December 9, 2020 6:32 PM MST
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, I know how you are; you wouldn’t blame yourself, would you?

    :|

      December 9, 2020 7:09 PM MST
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  • 23577



    ;)


    Ha!
      December 10, 2020 5:50 PM MST
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