Can one get a Canadian mail order bride?

With that spacey expression and wacky hair-do she looks to me totally batty - but perhaps that's just silly affectation. Or am I being unfair? This post was edited by Stemmata949 at December 15, 2020 7:38 PM MST

 

  She’s off the charts. 

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Lol 

 

  Folks, I just want Jaimie to smuggle me into Canada, so she keeps promising me that she’ll do it just to get me to marry her. I’ve divorced her 7 times now, but she always lures me back with more false claims of how wonderful things will be and how much she’s changed and all the sandwiches she’ll make for me. In reality, however, she makes me shovel out the moose corral or I spend my time going from one pawn shop to another to recover my scattered tilde collection or she’s singing karaoke at RCMP barracks until the wee hours of the morning. Of course, this is while I’m sending her half my paycheck every month, and not once has she snuck me across the border. The closest I ever got was in the truck of her car, when a mysterious “mishap” took place . . .

That's OK. I need someone to split some wood for me.

 

Uh...I'm not sure what to say about this. Welby...help needed.

Ha! I came across this by chance - - scrolling slowly down the page reading - - and when I saw the picture, I thought, "Does Randy D think he's talking to me?"

(I was pondering answering your question along the lines of, "How would I know? I'd be ordering a Canadian Male Groom." Walt beat me to the concept.)

:)


This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 16, 2020 5:23 AM MST

I thought the same.

 

   Because Canadian women make the best wives sandwiches.

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