You’d think the manufacturers would have thought of including the felt strip to keep the product from marring or marking up furniture, right? The fact that you bought yours several years ago might mean that more recent models have been improved upon by having that feature.
Great write-up, by the way.
Wait, how come you get to buy an entire planet? I didn’t even know they’re up for sale! No one tells me anything! Grrrrrrr.
Best: the floor plans for converting unused basement space into individual cells for sequestered sandwich-making wenches working areas for the food service volunteers who hang out in my place . . .
Worst: that danged marriage license.
Wait, my wife is listening? Why didn’t you say so? Er, um, I‘d like to edit my responses, please.
Best: that blessed marriage license.
Worst: those danged floors plans for converting unused basement space into individual cells for sequestered sandwich-making wenches working areas for the food service volunteers who hang out at my place . . .
(Cough, cough.)
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