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Randy D

Listen, they recognize my car too quickly and too easily, let me borrow yours for a few hours tonight, ok?

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Posted - January 8, 2021
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  • 16239
    Return it with a full tank of gas and stick below the speed limit. And if you get a mark on it, you better hide.
    Can you drive stick, and handle a vehicle with the driver's controls on the right, ie shift with your left hand?
      January 8, 2021 2:42 PM MST
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  • 52931

     

      I spent a year in Japan driving one of those, no problem.  The upholstery will hold up to stains, right?
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      January 8, 2021 5:19 PM MST
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  • 16239
    Do NOT get a mark on it. There's a tarp in the back.
      January 9, 2021 4:51 PM MST
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  • 13395
    You can borrow mine but it's running a little tough lately. Might take about 4 hours to travel ten blocks.
      January 8, 2021 2:46 PM MST
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  • 16239
    Is that a Rolls Canardly? Rolls to the bottom of one hill, Canardly make it up the next one.
      January 9, 2021 4:53 PM MST
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  • 52931
    Lol!
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      January 9, 2021 5:35 PM MST
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  • 13395
    I think it's only running on about 3 cylinders.
      January 9, 2021 5:51 PM MST
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  • 10465
    Sure!  It's that unlocked newish one parked out on the street.  Oh, I lost the keys to it the other day, so you'll have to hotwire it.
      January 8, 2021 3:39 PM MST
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  • 52931

     

      I know this trick. You’re always trying to get me arrested.  I don’t need the help, pal! Grrrrrrr. 

      January 9, 2021 5:37 PM MST
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    7330
    The car rental is closed. 
      January 8, 2021 3:59 PM MST
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  • 52931

     

      That’s why I need yours. It’s ok, I already have a spare key to it. The gas tank is full, and there’s plenty of room in the trunk and the back seats, right?
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      January 8, 2021 5:17 PM MST
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  • 7330
    Actually I need gas and I can't get to the spare key, I Don't have a back seat or a trunk.  You are S.O.L.  Call me though and we can talk about it.  
      January 8, 2021 5:54 PM MST
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  • 52931

     

      Now that you put it that way, I can always take care of that job another night. 


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      January 8, 2021 7:09 PM MST
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  • 7330
    I like the way you think!
      January 9, 2021 4:18 AM MST
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  • 52931
      January 9, 2021 6:27 AM MST
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