Inspired by this question that was posted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/123241/can-you-tell-if-a-member-here-is-stoned-or-drunk-here-buy-there/view/post_id/868543/page/1
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I know, right? I was supposed to be holding her hair back, but someone called me from the dining room to join a sandwich-tasting contest. Priorities, you know.
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Well, there are drinks and then there are DRINKS.
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Wait, the questions themselves?
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“All I know, Officer, is that she was fully clothed when she arrived here. And with that, I’d like to hold off on answering any more questions until I have consulted with my legal consultant.”
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I know, right?
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I have always thought that’s the only time you log on here. (Randall ducks to avoid the shoe that Ansley throws at his head.)
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Sure you are. (Rolls eyes.)
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Sure you weren’t. Sure you aren’t. (Rolls eyes.)
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