Not even a “Randy D Live and In Person” performance? Tickets are selling out even as we speak!
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You know, with the right “motivation” from you, I could get you a backstage pass that whisks you right past the long lines . . . (wink, wink).
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I know how old you are. Don’t you know how randy I am?
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I’m so bad that even the crack of dawn isn’t spared. (I wish I knew which comedian originated that joke so that I could give proper credit where it is due.)
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Randy D (calling France): “Bonjour. Parlez-vous anglais?”
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