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She’s invited me for lunch at her place and promised me a true surprise! Do you think it could be sandwiches, sex, or both?

 

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Posted - February 11, 2021

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  • 8214
    It depends on which you want first. 
      February 11, 2021 2:27 PM MST
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  • 53528

     


    LMAO!



    (Er, um, even though she is cutting up an avocado, which is Anti-Randy D Kryptonite, and lacing the food with its poisonous contents.  Grrrrrrr.)


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    This post was edited by Randy D at February 16, 2021 6:27 PM MST
      February 11, 2021 2:44 PM MST
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  • 8214
        I always make my samiches with Best Foods Mayonnaise.  This post was edited by Art Lover at February 16, 2021 2:40 PM MST
      February 11, 2021 3:01 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      I want both a divorce and a restraining order. 

      February 16, 2021 6:28 PM MST
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  • 11105
    Probably neither.

      February 11, 2021 3:42 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      Hey, I’ve been set up!  Grrrrrrr.

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      February 11, 2021 6:43 PM MST
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  • 1952
    Nope.. I think you're just getting a PB&j
      February 11, 2021 3:56 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      I like PB&Js!
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      February 11, 2021 10:04 PM MST
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  • 1817
    sex with sandwiches 
      February 11, 2021 9:09 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I doubt it. 
      February 11, 2021 9:31 PM MST
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  • 53528

     

      You’re biased, that’s all, blinded by your desire to have me all to yourself. Listen, I’ll make this easier for you. If your kitchen would be a better option for me . . .




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      February 11, 2021 10:09 PM MST
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  • 10052
    I like the retro kitchen. I'm imagining the Formica counters in yellow. The wallpaper is hideous, it has to go. 

    I used to collect antique aprons like that. 
      February 12, 2021 3:12 PM MST
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  • 16839
    Sammiches. You're the filling.

    This post was edited by Slartibartfast at February 16, 2021 2:41 PM MST
      February 12, 2021 1:12 AM MST
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  • 53528

     

      Thanks for the warning, I was able to calm her down.



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      February 12, 2021 7:07 AM MST
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