She’s invited me for lunch at her place and promised me a true surprise! Do you think it could be sandwiches, sex, or both?

 

LMAO!

(Er, um, even though she is cutting up an avocado, which is Anti-Randy D Kryptonite, and lacing the food with its poisonous contents.  Grrrrrrr.)

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  I want both a divorce and a restraining order. 

 

  Hey, I’ve been set up!  Grrrrrrr.

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  I like PB&Js!
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  You’re biased, that’s all, blinded by your desire to have me all to yourself. Listen, I’ll make this easier for you. If your kitchen would be a better option for me . . .

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I like the retro kitchen. I'm imagining the Formica counters in yellow. The wallpaper is hideous, it has to go. 

I used to collect antique aprons like that. 

 

  Thanks for the warning, I was able to calm her down.

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