Which of the two actions took place most recently in your life: you paid someone for something, or someone paid you for something? ~

 

  How much sammich-makin’ stuff did you buy?

Signed,
Randolph “One-Track-Mind” Randall 
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Bought some tuna salad, but you don't like mayo.  I'll get the deli later today - Swiss cheese, American cheese, sliced turkey breast and roast beef.  

You bought tuna salad? It's easy to make.

It is easy to make, but Bumble Bee makes it in a single-serving can along with six crackers for $1.00 and it's perfect for lunch.  They also add relish and red pepper which I don't do myself.  

Fair enough. I add some finely chopped onion to mine.

I used to add a little shredded carrot, but I can't find my shredder and for a buck, it's worth not having to bother.

 

  Why do you do this? Sure, it’s easy to make, but that doesn’t mean it’s either the only option or that there’s anything wrong with choosing another option. If someone wants to buy something already made, leave them alone. You don’t distill your own spirits, do you?

End of rant.
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Tuna salad at the deli here costs $3,99 a pound. I can make a pound for less than half that. (I.m Jewish, remember.) Make my own booze? Hmm...I need a hobby.

Why do you correct the grammar and spelling of those who are perfectly happy writing poorly? 

Sure, it's easy (for some) to learn and give a crap, but it doesn't meant it's the only option or that there's anything... Oh! I guess there is something wrong with choosing the other option. 

Never mind. Carry on. 

Of course not. 

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