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Wait, you didn’t mention the puns! They’re your clowning glory!
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Please tell me you didn’t miss the one I just posted there.
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Are you accusing me of out pun-king the Pun King?
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Duly noted, mon frère.
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So far, the polling leans in your favor.
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Lol!
Hey, wait a second . . .
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Well? I’m waiting. (Grrrrrrr.)
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