I’m calling the police.
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Don’t worry about me, just make sure the soap doesn’t slip from your grip.
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Soap on a rope may save you from dropping it, but it sure provides them with a handle to grab ahold of for “guaranteed pleasure”. (Cough, cough.)
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Shorter than _______?
Short handle or not, anything around your neck potentially gives opportunity for a person to violently control you. All he or she has to do is get even two fingers into, under, or around the object, and away you go.
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Thank you. Oh, by the way, what are some obvious and/or not-so-obvious connections between physics and sports?
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Thank you!
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