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Randy D

What would be some funny names or mottos for a hospital? ~

 

The Upper Cut

Scalp ‘n’ Scalpel

Bed Shed for the Nearly Dead

Try ‘n’ Survive

Your Wallet or Your Life

Your Life Savings could mean your life-saving

You stab ’em, we’ll grab ’em!

Pay to Stay (and pay, and pay, and pay)

Nickel and Dime All the Time

Posted - March 18, 2021
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  • 19937
    You Kill 'Em - We Bill 'Em
      March 18, 2021 8:08 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    Quality care or your autopsy is free. This post was edited by Kittigate at March 18, 2021 7:23 PM MDT
      March 18, 2021 9:56 AM MDT
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  • 10637
    or your first autopsy is free.  (Let's not go giving away the shop.)
      March 18, 2021 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 13395
    Right!
      March 18, 2021 2:18 PM MDT
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  • 53509

     

      Wait, what about the money back guarantee if you’re still not satisfied with the second autopsy?
    ~

      March 18, 2021 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 6023
    Joe's Morgue and Deli ... "How may we serve you?"
      March 18, 2021 11:47 AM MDT
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  • 10637
    Mercy Colonel - (We give top quality care, it's just our promotion hasn't come through yet)
      March 18, 2021 1:58 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Since you hate The Mayo so much, I offer you The Other Condiments Clinic.

    If you don’t relish The Mayo, or if you haven’t mustered up the will to make your doctor’s appointment, then it’s time to catch up on all of your health care needs.
      March 18, 2021 7:23 PM MDT
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