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Discussion » Questions » Food and Drink » If you wrote a tutorial for someone making your morning coffee, what humorous step(s) would it include?

If you wrote a tutorial for someone making your morning coffee, what humorous step(s) would it include?

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Posted - March 28

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  • 358
    I wouldn't presume. Plus morning coffee is a very serious matter, not one for levity. Speaking for myself (and, I suspect, many millions of others), of course. This post was edited by rattbagge at March 28, 2021 9:05 AM MDT
      March 28, 2021 8:54 AM MDT
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  • 35950
    Step one: Feed that cat.

    That is step one for everything.
      March 28, 2021 9:07 AM MDT
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  • 18034
    Ha!
    :)


      March 28, 2021 6:43 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    I am beginning to prefer cherry coffee decaf in the morning with a pinch of the real deal.  I mean a really small pinch.  Add one packet of Stevia sugar plus a mixture of regular coffee mate and vanilla coffee mate. 
      March 28, 2021 9:33 AM MDT
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  • 42221

    Where’s the humor?

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      March 28, 2021 10:40 AM MDT
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  • 6319
    A "pinch" of caffeinated coffee even amuses me.  
      March 28, 2021 11:03 AM MDT
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  • 42221

     

      So you just need a pinch from me to get you started, isn’t that what you’re saying? (Tease.)




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      March 28, 2021 3:20 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    That would get me started all right. 
      March 28, 2021 7:15 PM MDT
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  • 42221


      Oops, it looks as if I got my chocolate all mixed in with your latte, sorry about that.  Should we just leave it, or do you want to sip some of it out?  


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      March 28, 2021 7:22 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    Ummm, no thanks. 
      March 28, 2021 7:30 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    I guess I'm not very humerus today.  :  (
      March 28, 2021 3:10 PM MDT
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  • 42221

     

      I’ve got a bone to pick with you over that last crack, Lady.




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      March 28, 2021 3:17 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    HAHAHAHAHA, GOOD ONE!
      March 28, 2021 3:34 PM MDT
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  • 42221

     

    Want to play doctor?  We‘ll take turns, I can be the doctor first and examine your bones and then we’ll switch, you can be the doctor and examine my bone.





     

      March 28, 2021 3:38 PM MDT
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  • 6319
    You bad!  :  )
      March 28, 2021 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 10304
    Make the kind of coffee that I can consume 3 mugs of it without having to make a trip to the bathroom.
      March 28, 2021 10:00 AM MDT
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  • 358
    Is that the kind so viscous and treacly that when it gets into the bloodstream, it seizes up the limb muscles, so that you can't put one leg in front of the others?
      March 28, 2021 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 429
    Make yourself a cup of coffee first so that you're alert enough to follow the other instructions.
      March 28, 2021 1:06 PM MDT
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  • 358
    That's the most sensible, eminently apposite, comment I've read here in weeks, could be months even - I won't say years - that would be a bridge too far. 
      March 28, 2021 1:57 PM MDT
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  • 35950
    Wait...who fed the cat?
      March 28, 2021 2:04 PM MDT
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  • 18034
    "Keep your coffee out of my breakfast."
      March 28, 2021 6:45 PM MDT
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