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What are some of the 911 emergency calls potentially received at Dispatch for the Sandwich Police Department?

 




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Posted - April 5

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      April 5, 2021 2:49 AM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      “Please step away from it, don’t touch anything at all; the officers are on their way!”

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      April 5, 2021 7:52 AM MDT
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  • 12000
    "I've been kidnapped and trapped in a secure underground sandwich-making facility by the guy responsible for last month's major tilde heist ..."
      April 5, 2021 5:04 AM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      *The last thing you hear the 911 operator mumbling to co-workers just before hanging up on you: “I am fed up with these crank calls! Everyone knows the tilde guy doesn’t grab men for his sandwich dungeon.  Besides, I think the caller‘s accent was Welsh. Or maybe Australian, heck, same difference, right?”

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      April 5, 2021 7:50 AM MDT
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  • 12000
    Where did I say that I was making the call?
      April 6, 2021 4:43 PM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      You didn’t. 

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      April 6, 2021 5:10 PM MDT
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  • 3494
    I’m at Subway, they just finished making my sandwich.  They asked what kind of sauce I wanted on my sub.  I told them, and they said they don’t carry it anymore.  It’s the only sauce that tastes good on the kind of sub I ordered.  Can you get the sandwich cop over really quick?  Hello?  Hello?  Sandwich 911 just hung up on me.
      April 5, 2021 7:02 AM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      That’s a shame!  You’re a citizen and a taxpayer! Call back and demand to speak with someone’s supervisor!  Grrrrrrrr.

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      April 5, 2021 7:45 AM MDT
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  • 6229
    Between Jared Fogle and Jimmy John, I think they have their hands full.
      April 5, 2021 8:50 AM MDT
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  • 18072
    I was trying to play the sax on this song (I'm there right at the beginning of the song) and I fell down and hurt myself, and I called the Sandwich police but these guys thought it'd be so funny to scream their song over my cries for help. I'm okay, though. And the three of them are sort of cute - - all's well.


      April 5, 2021 7:48 PM MDT
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  • 6229
    I think you're reaching on the "sort of cute" thing, Welby. 

    ;)
      April 5, 2021 7:51 PM MDT
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  • 18072
    I admit it's the two 'back-up' singers whom I like, not the lead singer. But I get your point, ha!
      April 5, 2021 7:59 PM MDT
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  • 42367

     

      I’m checking with Siri to get you a lawyer who specializes in personal injury cases. Don’t heal too quickly, ok?
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      April 5, 2021 7:53 PM MDT
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  • 18072
    Ha!  :)
      April 5, 2021 8:00 PM MDT
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