Does the lightheartedness of the website seem lacking today?

There seems to be an alarming lack of questions the last few days.

Whereas I usually find the questions themselves alarming. 

We can never beat the Mug, can we?

It'll be okay! Hang in there!  :)

Hey, that's not me - I hug back.

Next time I hug someone, I better look closer to see if I'm hugging the right person! Woops!
:)

 

  Oops, Dan-O!  Sorry about that, mere coincidence, my brother!

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To think that I snitched on Slartibartfast for nothing...

Oi, what did I do?

I think I'll go cremate myself - it's the only way I'll ever have a smoking hot body.

You didn't think it was because of your dad jokes, did you? I love them. The only reason I'd snitch on those is to keep them for myself.

Huh?  When and where did you snitch on Slart?
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On May 1st in the year of our Lord 2021 - a day of great historical importance, no less - the accused, acting presumably on the preconceived notion of Stu B's relative corrective inactivity, as well as his own sheer disregard for human life, composed the following clause, knowing full well both the risks of his heinous crime, and the damage it would go on to cause:

 

  Go ye, my child, and sin no more. 

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I already said that.

 

  She doesn’t also have the right to state it even though it has been stated before?

Your question addressed the characterization of the questions as not being light-hearted.  My comment addressed the paucity of questions.

 

  So there!

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