Do the scales show kilograms as well as pounds and ounces?
[Really, people? Am I the first one or the only one who sees that this is a trick question? What amateurs!]
No, Kit, I do not weigh my stuff while standing there in the middle of the public supermarket with a bag of apples in one hand and a bag of oranges in the other, Dude! For one thing, I don’t want to get arrested (again), for another thing, it’s no fun trying to wrangle that rascal when it gets out of control anyway, so getting it back in the bullpen isn’t worth the trouble of displaying it for frivolous reasons. Speaking of which, I already have enough women following me around or slipping notes to me even without showing off the Randy Candy, so waving it in front of crowds of them would only compound my problems. Do I weigh my stuff in the supermarket? Grrrrrrrrr.
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