Other than appearing on camera, if you were on a movie crew and your name showed in the credits, for which job would you like it to be?

  You’re hired, but you’ve been reassigned as the fluffer for the leading man and all of the male actors. Get in there; they’re waiting for you to begin.




There’s no Union protection here, so it’s take it or leave it. 

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  Hey, wait. Who let Welby get close enough to the Personnel Office to hear my hiring interviews? Grrrrrrr. 

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  It’s not about how you swing, it’s about earning a paycheck!

 

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  I agree with you. 

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  Hold on, not so fast, you.

  Report to Dressing Room 5. They’re waiting too.

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  I don’t know how well you’d perform that job if you missed all of these people’s job positions that relate to it:

Director
Historian
Visuals engineer
Graphics technician 
Continuity advisor
Producer
Executive producer
Publicity agent
Post-production analyst 
Art director
Background artist 
Titles artist
Layout artist
Film editor
Film librarian
Production assistant 



SECURITY! Have this bum thrown off the lot, and see to it that he stays out! Grrrrrrr.


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  Security! I thought you kicked this guy out once already, so what’s he doing back here in the studio?  Get rid of him! Grrrrrrr.

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