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You're on your own for catching one, but I suggest not feeding him at all unless you want him to stay. O_o I've made that mistake before. Don't let it happen to you, too.
Have you tried cold beer and Star Trek reruns?
Feeding him is what gets you one in the first place. Feed him anything that smells delicious and he will come a running.
When you see a guy you like, just tell him you want him as a temporary boyfriend, then ask him what he likes to eat. Take it from there. Lol:)
Take a large box that's open on one side, prop it up with a stick at one end, and tie a string to the stick to pull out the stick as needed. Bait the trap with girlie magazines, beer, beef jerky, or any combination of these. Set the trap wherever wild boyfriends are known to roam. Then just wait patiently.
Boyfriends are mostly omnivorous, but obviously pizza, burritos, and burgers are the preferred foods. DO NOT GIVE THEM CHOCOLATE! It's not harmful to them, but why should you have to share?
Happy hunting!
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I've put a lifetime of research into this; I'm sure you will be swimming in boyfriends soon.
D:
I'm starting to think that you were a "bottle" baby . . .
I can suggest something... But maybe I shouldn't...
maybe you should catch a permanent one, that might be easier to catch
